Let's Go On (the last 1/5th of) An AdVeNtUrE!!!!
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With your heroic reflexes, you manage to get your knees up just before you are slammed into the wall.
As you hit the wall, you manage to knee your assailant in the midsection, forcing them to get off you.
Now you’re ready to fight for real.
And it looks like they are, too. |
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You quickly go over your fighting styles in order to decide to how to combat this vampire lady.
Your two fighting styles, Karate and Puroresu, seem like they would both be equally effective against her, as far as you can tell so far. There are some that look down on puroresu, but one of those techniques allowed you to score your first point on your older brother when the two of you sparred as kids…
How did you do that again? You must have- Whoops! You can’t go into a side story inside another side story! Maybe you should just decide how to attack the vampire. |
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You decide to use an all-time classic Puroresu technique to attack. Some people need ropes to jump off of to do this one…
But not you!
Ka-POW!
Looks like you made her mad. Good. Whats your next move? Keep up the attack or prepare to defend and counter? Try to fool her into thinking you’re only trained in Puroresu skills or use a mixed style? |
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It looks like she’s committing to charging you. With her size advantage, it probably seems like a safe move.
Unfortunately for her, you’re already ready to counter her.
Bet she wasn’t expecting that!
Now that you’ve got her on the ground, you can really put the hurt on. You can go with a straight punch or an elbow drop, or if you think she’s not going to be getting up very quickly, you can go in for a submission hold. |
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You’re not sure she’ll be down long enough or out of it enough to go in for a submission, so you go for the classic elbow drop.
Here you go! Push off, hop, bounce, hop…
bring up the leg, get the angle of the elbow right, and…
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Looks like she’s still got some fight in her yet.
If you could hit her with another one of your signature moves now, that’d put her down for sure. Now, what’s that move again? Your opponent on one knee, you, a few paces away… |
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This is it! The perfect opportunity-
Step up on the knee and…
Shining Wizard!
Ka-POW! |
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It feels like you’ve been holding this stupid plasma ball for months…
You’ve got this guy locked down, but when are the security robots going to get here? This guy needs to be locked up, not locked down.
Something must be malfunctioning somewhere, you’ve never seen a fight in the guild building go on this long without the security golems showing-
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Well, they finally showed up. Sure, you were fighting, but it wasn’t your fault. Hopefully this will be sorted soon, you’ve got a date tonight with Mitch. |
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You decide to look out the window.
You’re not sure why you thought that bar would be loose, but it wasn’t. Well, you can still peek through the bars.
It’s just a very tall room with some prisoner in it. You hope that you get out of here soon, but maybe you should do something to pass the time, just in case it takes a bit? |
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You decide to ask what your cellmates are getting up to tonight to pass the time.
Before Phil can answer, Joachim walks across the room to you, gets real close and says,
Oh yeah. You could explain what Phil’s deal is, but maybe that should be up to him? |
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You decide to reassure Joachim that he’s fine, and then give Phil an option to speak up.
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Oh. |
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This guy…
Oh come on, it’s obvious he’s interested in Joachim, and if every time it gets brought up he just denies it he’s never going to get anywhere. Should you take him under your wing and show him how it’s done, or just leave him alone? |
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You decide to help the poor guy out.
(Make sure not to shoot plasma at them by mistake)
This guy……. |
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Alright, this has gone on long enough.
You head over to the door.
Well, at least there’s some way you can help that boy. You probably shouldn’t just let him sit longer in here because he’s annoying. But you could. |
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You decide not to try something fancy and just tell the robot the story from start to finish.
– one story later –
Alright, now just wait a second and you’ll be out of here, and maybe even Phil, too.
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While you wait, you can catch up with Joachim.
That was faster than expected.
Alright! Now that this whole thing is over, you can finally… what was it you were going to do, again? |
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As soon as you get outside the cell, Joachim starts walking away.
You can’t help but feel like you’re forgetting something, so you decide to check your quest log.
Oh yeah, you should go ask Beth what happened with those two vampires that showed up out of nowhere to kidnap Joachim. Phil is obviously not some sort of vampire, so they weren’t working together. Maybe they were each stalking him independently? |
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Mitch is coming into town tonight, but you’re not sure exactly when, so you call to check up on him.
…aaaand call!
You get the ‘out of service area’ tone. Guess he’s not close enough to town yet. Now that you think about it, you have no idea what happened to Beth after that security golem took you away. You decide to give her a call and check up on her.
…aaaand call!
“Oh hey Klaus, what’s up?”
“Well, I finally got out, and I wanted to make sure everything was okay with you. What happened after the security golems took us all away?”
“Oh yeah, i’m fine. A little bit after you guys got hauled away a handsome blue-haired guy came by and asked me what happened. Said that the vampires must have been looking for new necromancers, since they lost one in the raid recently. Told me to tell my friends who do that sort of thing to stay safe until they figure out what’s going on.”
“Oh, cool. What are you up to now?”
“I’m just getting a snack then I’m gonna go home and smoke. Wanna join me?” |
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After that whole vampire encounter, that sounds like a nice, chill time.
Wait- she did just say she was getting a snack, but then you had to go and say you’ll bring snacks. Now you need to figure out a good snack to bring that’s probably not the one(s) she’s getting. Maybe something sweet…. or spicy… or salty… or weird……. Or some combinations of those… … Of course! Now is the perfect time to use your secret snack decider! http://lgoaa.com/extra/decider/ What’ll you bring? ==================================
It’s on page 96 right now, so like 225 more posts or something |
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You decide to bring some spicy Tikos along with you to Beth’s. After teleporting back to the Magicians Guild Hall, you decide to stop in at the gift shop. You don’t know for sure that they have them, but they’ve got a big rack of snacks so they must be there, somewhere.
Yep, they’re right he-
It’s that cute clerk again! With all that you’ve done today, it feels like it’s been years, but he was here earlier today when you bought clothes for Kitty’s new body. You’re going to be hanging out with Beth, then spending the night and then however long he’s in town with your best buddy, Mitch… do you need anything else? |
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Since all you want is Tiko’s, you grab a bag and head to the register with the clerk.
Getting both sale price without having to sign up and his number, sounds like a good deal. He asks you if you need the receipt, which of course you don’t, so you leave. Who needs a receipt for one bag of chips?
… You should probably go home and change before you hang out with Beth. Mitch is coming into town tonight and you want to wear something nicer. At least something with sleeves and no cargo pockets. |
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You head home to change before this evening.
Finally, time to get out of these clothes…
Before getting dressed, you decide to check yourself out, to make sure you look good for the date tonight. You decide to try on three outfits:
At the back of the closet, from when you loved buying stuff from thrift shops as a joke, Pros:
One of your favorite pairs of pants, with the shirt Mitch got as a present for you on a vacation years ago, Pros:
And then there’s always this option, Pros: … Well, which one do you like best? |
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